I'm not one of those fashion-obsessed girls. I never have been and I never will be. So, right now, there is a fashion, I find a little odd. I'm talking about what I call the oversized armpit bags. It's seems like all the girls have one of these. Furthermore, it seems like they are always looking for something in them. I see them all the time on the subway with their arm lifted rooting and looting through their bag. Another thing I see is multiple purses. I mean does someone really need to carry 3 or 4 smaller bags? Wouldn't it be easier to carry one big bag?
It seems like lately, women are criticizing my backpack. Shoving me on the subway making comments about my "big" backpack that might only have one thing inside it. When did the backpack lose it's appeal as a timeless classic?
Incidentally girls, I'm bucking your oversized armpit bag fashion in favor of the classic, my backpack. You won't catch me in those ugly oversized sunglasses, either. They were ugly in the 70's when people wore them and they're still ugly now.